Dear Quaid,
I really need your help. There is this girl I really want to meet but I never know what to say. This girl is so pretty that ever time I see her; she makes my sticker peck out.
Sam Wilson
Tulsa, OK
Sam, my friend, I think that the first thing that you should do is see a counselor at your church. You are far too disturbed to help via this column. Second, you should take up bowling. Bowling has been proven to curb the psychopathic desires of men like Ted Bundy, Jeffery Dahmer, Son of Sam, and myself.
Best of luck my friend.
QD
Quaid Davis
Perhaps my upbringing played a part in the way I see the world. I was orphaned at 13 but I never let adversity stand in the way of accomplishment. I put my sister and myself through college and paid for it without taking a dime from anyone. I have spent most of my adult life traveling the world; a student of human nature. Now I have started this website in order to share my brilliant insights with you, the commoner.
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