Dear Quaid,
I accidentally got a toothpick broken off in my pecker hole. What should I do?
Jack T. Temper
Jack, good buddy, you have really gotten yourself into a pickle haven't you? Or should I say that you have gotten yourself something into your pickle? At any rate, you must be experiencing a great deal of discomfort. I would recommend masturbating until the toothpick can be loosened enough to be pulled out. If you don't get it out soon you run the risk of infection which could have some long term repercussions.
Be extremely careful not to force the toothpick further into your penile orifice as it could cause you further discomfort not to mention, do serious damage to the hole. You can try using needle nose pliers but try not break or splinter the toothpick in the process of extracting it.
In the future if you feel as though you must put foreign objects into your penis, I would suggest using nylon cable ties. They are unbreakable, more stimulating than toothpicks, they are longer for deeper penile penetration, plus they are easy to retrieve via the latching mechanism molded on one end.
Best of luck,
QD
Quaid Davis
Perhaps my upbringing played a part in the way I see the world. I was orphaned at 13 but I never let adversity stand in the way of accomplishment. I put my sister and myself through college and paid for it without taking a dime from anyone. I have spent most of my adult life traveling the world; a student of human nature. Now I have started this website in order to share my brilliant insights with you, the commoner.
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