Dear Quaid,
I have been incredibly constipated lately. I’ve been so constipated that I have a backache What can I do?
George Mahan
Phoenix, AZ
George, good comrade, You are probably eating too much cheese, and not enough cabbage. For the constipation I recommend drinking a 16 oz. bottle of Phillips Milk of Magnesium® Don't go to sleep for 18 or 20 hours, or you will awaken to an unpleasant surprise.
If the Milk of Magnesium® causes you to have diarrhea, drink a 12 oz. bottle of Pepto Bismol® Repeat the process for 20-30 days until you are regular.
For the backache, you probably just need to evacuate your bowels. I would use the afore mentioned treatment until the backache subsides
Best Wishes, QD
Quaid Davis
Perhaps my upbringing played a part in the way I see the world. I was orphaned at 13 but I never let adversity stand in the way of accomplishment. I put my sister and myself through college and paid for it without taking a dime from anyone. I have spent most of my adult life traveling the world; a student of human nature. Now I have started this website in order to share my brilliant insights with you, the commoner.
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