Dear Quaid,
I have only recently realized that one of my greatest pleasures has become an addiction. It stated out harmless enough but has progressed over the years to the point where I have sacrificed everything I ever loved. I am now a homeless, family less, moneyless vagrant. I have killed men to support my vise and I fear I will again before I can be treated. What should I do?
One Pathetic Addict.
Well, my anonymous addict friend, It may seem hard to believe but I was once an addict just like you. In my case, I was nearly hopelessly addicted to Dwarf Tossing. I sacrificed all I loved for it. The best advice I can give you is to get completely away from the people, places and things that make you want to toss a dwarf around.
Good luck,
QD
Quaid Davis
Perhaps my upbringing played a part in the way I see the world. I was orphaned at 13 but I never let adversity stand in the way of accomplishment. I put my sister and myself through college and paid for it without taking a dime from anyone. I have spent most of my adult life traveling the world; a student of human nature. Now I have started this website in order to share my brilliant insights with you, the commoner.
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