Hi Quaid,
I accidentally overheard a conversation at my local pub that I found interesting: Apparently this one fellow was telling another that he put a cucumber in his gas hole. I couldn’t hear all of the exchange but I assumed it had something to do with increased gas mileage.
On my way home I stopped at Stax® where I was able to purchase a fresh cucumber and a tank of gas. I had to whittle the cucumber with my pocketknife to get it into my gas hole where it is still firmly wedged. I have yet to see any improvement in my gas mileage, what’s the deal?
Jerry Matherson
Beaver Falls, SD
Jerry, my friend, When ever you eavesdrop on the conversations of strangers, you run the risk of acting on misinformation; as you have done in this case. The two gentlemen were probably talking about the new sexual fad called cucumber. This disgusting practice involves the insertion of a cucumber in the rectum while masturbating to gay pornography.
You obviously have obviously been hanging out in too many alternative lifestyle clubs (gay bars).
I ask you my friend, what’s the deal?
QD
Quaid Davis
Perhaps my upbringing played a part in the way I see the world. I was orphaned at 13 but I never let adversity stand in the way of accomplishment. I put my sister and myself through college and paid for it without taking a dime from anyone. I have spent most of my adult life traveling the world; a student of human nature. Now I have started this website in order to share my brilliant insights with you, the commoner.
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