Dear Quaid,
I like to drive around on sunny days and shoot people with a spray bottle filled with pee. Last week I inadvertently squirted an off duty police officer. After a dangerous high-speed chase, he caught me right in front of my house. He proceeded to pistol whip me, and leave me for dead. Is there a possibility of suing him and/or the police department for my hospital bills?
Ima P Bagg
Buckeye, WV
Ima, my dear,
While some people enjoy being sprayed with pee, most of us do not. A young girl with a bottle of dog pee squirted me when I lived in Cambodia. I pulled out my .357 Magnum and shot her right in the face. You should count your blessings and in the future, try to be more careful whom you squirt.
Regards,
QD
Quaid Davis
Perhaps my upbringing played a part in the way I see the world. I was orphaned at 13 but I never let adversity stand in the way of accomplishment. I put my sister and myself through college and paid for it without taking a dime from anyone. I have spent most of my adult life traveling the world; a student of human nature. Now I have started this website in order to share my brilliant insights with you, the commoner.
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