Birthday Blues

Quaid,

Forgive me if this sounds like a stupid question but I don't know where else to turn. My mom changed my birthday when I was six. Is this legal? I think I want my original birthday back because I was a Gemini then. She changed my birthday so that my sister and I would both be Leos.

I have a hard time in relationships because as a Leo I keep ending up with Cancers. But as a Gemini, my perfect mate would be an Aquarius. Since Leos and Aquarians are sexually incompatible, they won’t even talk to me once they find out I’m a Leo. I find Cancers very irritating and as a Gemini that would make sense because Gemini and Cancers are sexually incompatible. You can see my dilemma I’m sure.

At the very least I would like to change my birthday back to my original Gemini birthday but I might also like to experiment as a Capricorn because their perfect match is Scorpio and I hear sex with a Scorpio is extremely fulfilling.

What are the legal channels available to me in regard to changing my birthday? How much will it cost? How often can I do it?

Thank you so much.
Taffy Bouvier

Cheyenne, Wyoming.



Taffy my dear,
First of all, I want to say that you have a very interesting name. Second, I think I should let you know that I am a Scorpio and what you hear is true. We are a fiery bunch when it comes to sex. Especially when it comes to hardcore anal sex, we tend to like it a lot.


With that said, playing around with your birthday is not something you should do on a whim. You have a lot more to consider than just your sign. For example, every time you change you DOB, you will have to update all your accounts with your new DOB. In some cases you may even have to be re-approved for credit and such .This process can be very time consuming.


Legally, all you have to do is white out the old birthday on your Certified Original Birth Certificate and write in the desired date, have it notarized by a reputable notary, and mail it to the secretary of your state along with a cashiers check for $55.00. In order to expedite the process, include a note explaining what you would like to do and why. If you are under age 18, both of your parents will have to sign for you.


Within 8 to 10 weeks you should receive a notification of the success or failure of your request. Either way you won't get the $55.00 back.


Before you try the Capricorn thing, you should be sure that you are down with a lot of hardcore anal sex. I can help you try some out. I don’t care what sign you are and there would be no strings attached. Just drop me a line.


Ciao.
QD