Pregnant Prostitute

Quaid,

I have two questions:

My brother in law's wife has been deployed in Iraq for about 9 months. I am about to give birth to his baby. She of course has no idea that I have been screwing her husband. Should I just keep my mouth shut or should I come clean with her.

She has caught us screwing three or four times in the past so I am afraid she will be suspicious when she returns home and finds out I have another baby.

He has already fathered one of my kids (I think) and his twin brother fathered the other (I think).

Both fathers have a big Cro-Magnon forehead as do my kids but the attached picture is my sisters husband



My second question:

I am a prostitute by trade. How long should I wait after the baby is born to go back to work?

Thanks Quaid,

Pauline

Hamilton Township New Jersey.

P.S. here is a recent picture of myself for your pleasure.



Pauline my dear,

Not enough can be said about this heinous war and it's after effects.

With that, I would try to hide the new baby from your sister for as long as possible and try to get vasectomies for all of your lovers (and perhaps their brothers too).

As far as going back to work, I see no reason why you can't go back within a day or two.

Good luck and happy humping.

Thanks for the picture but no thanks.

QD

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