Fountain of Youth

Dear Quaid,
I saw a show on the Discovery Channel about some people in India that were living to be 120 years old. One of the elderly wonders said that he attributed his long life to the fact that he drank a glass of his own urine every day.

I decided to start drinking a glass of my urine every day so that I could live longer. I woke up this morning, peed in a juice glass, and drank it down in one gulp. It was very salty and warm. Within 10 minutes I was back in the bathroom vomiting, violently. I ended up staying in bed for the day. I am willing to give it another try if you can tell me what I did wrong.

Percy Davis
Manford, OK

Percy, good buddy, I too drink a glass of my own urine each day and it has done wonders for my energy level and hair growth. A lot of people engage in this practice. However, you should never drink your morning pee, It is much too strong after fermenting in the bladder overnight. Wait until bedtime and drink the last pee of the day. It is much fresher (and less salty) and contains a higher percentage of antibodies, vitamins and minerals. You should also consider dropping in an ice cube and sip it like a mint julep. Gulping down a glass of warm morning pee will make you sick every time.

Good luck and long life!
QD

1 comment:

  1. I drink my own pee too. Except I like to mix it with a spoonful of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid Mix.

    Mmm Mmm Mmm!

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